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13.06.2025 15:43
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Weather makers: How microbes living in the clouds affect our lives - BBC
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why do men like BBW? What is the attraction?
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
If atheists are so positive that there is no God, where is their proof that He does not exist?
No go.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Which is the correct Tamil New Year, Thai-1 or Chithirai-1?
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is the problem between Turkey and Greece?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
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No, not a chance
How do I come out as queer to my best friend in a funny and stupid way?
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
What made you stop being an addict?
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is the most unwatchable movie you have sat through?
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Which is better, a naked picture of some one you know or porn videos?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.